• i don’t like white ppl skewing these results so bad so WHITE PPL DNI. this is for poc ONLY

    what is your racial identity?

    Black Diaspora

    Indigenous American

    Aboriginal

    Pasifika

    SWANA

    South Asian

    Southeast Asian

    East Asian

    Central/North Asian

    Mixed (non white)

    something i forgot to mention (NOT WHITE)

    • if you’re technically mixed but only identify with one thing, pick that one thing.
    • if you’re mixed with enough white that you consider it part of your racial identity, skip this one ty luv.
    • if you’re gonna ask “you forgot XYZ, is this white?” probably man idk. skip this one too.
    • pls rb for sample size god knows we’ll need it
  • Me when I catch myself thinking "I wonder what it's like to be chosen by somebody" but then I remember my best friend chooses to be my best friend and my mutuals choose to follow me and the minimum wage employee chooses to give me sincere kindness that I remember years later because I was going through a hard time and it meant a lot

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  • I suspect it might be because you only get this piece of dialogue if you fight Spamton by attacking him and not a lot of people do that since it locks you out of the NEO fight but I rarely see anyone acknowledge the fact he canonically states he’s 100% OK with people inflicting gratuitous violence on him AS LONG as he gets paid for it afterwards, which might be the funniest thing he says in the entire game.

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    He knows that the most common emotion he inspires on people is primal chimpanzee violence and he decided to take advantage of it to make a quick buck. A TRUE businessman right there.

  • Emergency Funds Urgently Needed

    Due to the recent legislature i have had all my benefits taken away, my food stamps, cash assistance, medicaid, and my rental assistance for my section 8 housing. i will have my power turned off soon if i cant pay 600+ by next month, and i have rent due now that i no longer receive cash assistance. im currently reapplying, but i've already been rejected twice. i am the sole income for myself and my domestic partner and i can no longer afford to feed or house us, im worried im going to be evicted and would appreciate any help i can get

    i have commissions open and i just made a patreon, i am always accepting donations straight to my cashapp: $Donutboxers

    please help if you can! if you cant reblogs are very helpful for getting the word out! thank you

  • speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

    i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

    so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

    and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

    so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

    so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

    and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

    everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

    and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

    i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

    the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

  • people keep pointing out how bewildering this must have been from her point of view and it's making me laugh to tears. i never considered it. i had such a solid plan in my head. i went downstairs to find something to dump on the bed and when i saw the tomato soup i knew it was perfect because it has a distinct smell that would cover anything else and a color which would do the same.

    i was so focused on my mission that in the 14 years since i've never once considered what it must have been like for her to decide to trust me because she had no other options, sit there in anguish for three minutes, and then watch me walk back into the room and dump soup on everyone.

  • tsunami alert for west coast and hawaii and japan, maybe other pacific coasts. big earthquake off russia.

  • Here’s some time estimates for landfall on the coast of North America

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